THE VAN LIFE NEWSLETTER
THAT DOESN'T SUCK

Welcome to The Glorified Parking Lot — your new favorite read about RV living, van life, road tripping with a tiny human in tow, and insisting you're outdoorsy because you own a headlamp and mild resentment toward city parking.

We started this because most newsletters in this space either:

• Slowly morph into influencer confessionals with a side of detox tea, 

• Showcase 47 nearly identical sprinter van interiors and call it “inspiration,” or 

• Are written by people who think owning a backpack is a personality trait.

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This isn’t that.​ Here, you’ll get real tips, stories from the road (the good, the bad, the “is that a raccoon in the cooler?”), and actually useful advice on living small and adventuring big — with a kid, no less.  No affiliate link spam (until we sell out). No aesthetic-over-substance nonsense. Just a little humor, a lot of help, and the occasional mosquito bite.  

You’ll laugh. You’ll learn. You might even fix your propane leak.